A tribute to Benji
There once was a boy called Cossey
Cossey was psyched for cushing everything everywhere.
So he proclaimed himself the annihilator of gaps.
And from that day forth he set out to annihilate every gap in rock, no matter how tough. His quest has swiftly lead him to the top end of climbing.
He annihilated the true line to Parthian Shot long before any loud mouth yanks ever arrived.
He annihilated Nicoles Eve rave, whilst easily weighing as much as him.
And he Annihilated fantastic mr fox, at a tender bairns age.
Here's to you Benji king of gaps. May you and team tiger monkey go forth and beast more hard lines.
Ben is a Beastmade, he doth not need 'maked'
posted by Beastmaker.co.uk at
4:56 AM
2 Comments:
Go the Aussies!
I believe twas I, Gomez the Kosmonaut (formerly the annihilator of gaps) who introduced young Benji to the phrase, if not the concept, Annihilator of Gaps. In the image above captured, you may see he easily bests me in such pursuit. All hail Benji, smiter of Gaps.
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